urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

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bebinn:

Casey Malone Is The Brute Squad: This Is Not Fucking Harmless

hallaway:

caseymalone:

I love Kickstarter. I think that’s clear to people who know me by now? I love it. There’s a dude named Brad Muir and he works at Double Fine and I love the games they make, so much. But before Kickstarter, every time a Double Fine game came out I was a little worried it would be their last,…

For any women out there who do NOT want to meet the men who would read and support this book in a bar, and have these men descend upon them with groping hands, and leering lips, and “escalating physicality” culminating in forcing your hand onto their dicks, please sign this petition to shut this disgusting, revolting piece of rotting feces down.

http://www.dosomething.org/petition/kickstarter#

730 men have supported the furthering of rape-culture. 730 men want a how-to guide on forcing themselves on women, because they’ve been turned down, or “humiliated” too often (dare i say, for being creepy enough as it is, or simply because there was no chemistry there) So they’re turning to rape, because acquiring sex legitimately through mutual attraction and friendship is TOO FUCKING HARD?!

Seriously, I had a man do this to me, I know what it’s like to have someone crowd in against you, rub their body lewdly against you, touch you, breathe against your ear, hold you from escaping with an arm around you. It’s a fucking freaky situation, and now this man is taking people’s money, to help his fellow rapists do just that, maybe even to you, or your friends, or your sisters. Or hey, if you have a girlfriend, even her.

Tell these CEOs that freedom to live your life without fear of being raped should sometimes come before the “freedom of speech” that this man is counting on.

This project made over eight times its goal.

Kickstarter has released a statement that, while the content is “abhorrent and inconsistent with [their] values,” their current guidelines do not warrant removal. Please sign this petition and send a clear message to Kickstarter that tolerating sexual assault how-to’s is unacceptable.

jaclcfrost:

“losing followers”

or

as i like to call it

“narrowing down the list of people who are invited to a wicked awesome party with a bouncy castle and water slide and ice cream”

There is also alcohol

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caseymalone:

I love Kickstarter. I think that’s clear to people who know me by now? I love it. There’s a dude named Brad Muir and he works at Double Fine and I love the games they make, so much. But before Kickstarter, every time a Double Fine game came out I was a little worried it would be their last, and I’d have to worry that if people didn’t buy it, who knows what would happen to that studio. Then they found KIckstarter and now they make games and people like me can front load the development cost for them and it is the absolute best arrangement for creative people who want a tool in the exhausting struggle of art + commerce.  A friend of mine is taking a month off her job to write a children’s book because of this platform. It’s GREAT. I love it. 

The outcome of this is that I spend a lot of time just browsing Kickstarter looking for something cool to either back or crow about online. I don’t really back much - I don’t have a ton of capitol to toss around, and I’m sure the fact that I have a lot of ideas and no money factors into my love of a platform that gives money to people with ideas - but I like to check it out. So tonight, I found THIS fucking thing. 

This is a nightmare. 

Watching the video, reading the description, it sounds fairly innocent but a little eye-roll inducing. It’s another book where some nerd, desperate to be liked by women (this is not an insult, we are ALL desperate to be liked by someone we want to have sex with) thinks he’s figured out some cheat code or check-list like routine they can run in a bar to make women sleep with them, as if women aren’t people but a series of subroutines or an obstacle course that they can optimize to get their dick wet as fast as possible. And he’s written that advice down! And he’s selling it! To you! You could learn his cheat codes. This is nothing new for the internet. In fact, a large swath of this book was published already on Reddit. What’s new is that he’s crowdfunding it. 

And sure, you might think this is sad or dumb or that this guy is just another lonely dude talking to other lonely dudes who’ll head out into the night with their fedoras to failure, right? Not a big deal? Oops, turns out we’re wrong, because here are some excerpts from what he’s already put on Reddit - 

”5) Get CLOSE to her, damn it!

To quote Rob Judge, “Personal space is for pussies.” I already told you that the most successful seducers are those who can’t keep their hands off of women. Well you’re not gonna be able to do that if you aren’t in close! ”

“All the greatest seducers in history could not keep their hands off of women. They aggressively escalated physically with every woman they were flirting with. They began touching them immediately, kept great body language and eye contact, and were shameless in their physicality. Even when a girl rejects your advances, she KNOWS that you desire her. That’s hot. It arouses her physically and psychologically.”

 

“Decide that you’re going to sit in a position where you can rub her leg and back. Physically pick her up and sit her on your lap. Don’t ask for permission. Be dominant. Force her to rebuff your advances.”

“Sex

Pull out your cock and put her hand on it. Remember, she is letting you do this because you have established yourself as a LEADER. Don’t ask for permission, GRAB HER HAND, and put it right on your dick.”

 - Source

SO. Now I am no longer rolling my eyes.

This guy is no longer just being weird and creepy on the internet. Now he’s writing a book about how to sexually assault women, and he is using something I believe in (Kickstarter) to ask YOU for money to do it. I am offended as someone who believes in the platform, and more importantly I am offended as someone who believes women shouldn’t be treated this way, and that people who say otherwise CERTAINLY should not profit off saying they should. 

This isn’t harmless. People come to these boards because they are scared of being humiliated, and they are saying to the world, “Tell me what to do, because I don’t know what to do.” And this guy has chosen to tell them, “You should be a rapist.” 

There’s largely nothing we can do about people saying this shit on a place like Reddit - Reddit’s a mess for another time - but let’s get it off of Kickstarter. The project is funded in 10 hours - and unfortunately a lot of those are sleeping hours - but PLEASE report it to Kickstarter, please tweet @Kickstarter asking them to take it down, and PLEASE do not let something cool be used for the UGLIEST thing imaginable.

The Kickstarter - Report Button is on the bottom of the page

Please Tweet at @Kickstarter 

Casey

I’ll tell  you one thing you little bastard - you try and put my hand on your cock without permission and I’ll rip the fucking thing off. 

JFC what the hell is wrong with people.

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gothiccharmschool:

theeverydaygoth:

See the thing about being an evil villain is that instead of letting your inner demons fester and weaken you, you can control them and ride your majestic, winged beasts of terror into battle against your enemies

I think I need this, lettered in a beautiful font, to hang at my desk.

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