My follower count has just…exploded in the last few hours and I don’t have the faintest idea why.

You have looked at this blog, right?  Scrolled back a few pages?  Seen what’s actually in it beyond a random reblog you may have liked?  It’s full of ridic repostings of things that amuse me, smart-arsed comments, bizarre conversations with people I know via other means,  borderline incoherent manifestos railing against the stupidity of gender roles and society, stupid work transcripts and tattooed vaginas.  There’s no real actual content in here, I save that for LJ and such, it’s just a constant spew of cerebral diarrhea.

So I have to know.

Why are you following me?

Is someone paying you?

IS IT MY MUM?