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prismaticpuppeteer: copy machine you are drunk Actually, you can reprogram printers to display anything you like on certain error codes.  So on the error code for “TONER LOW” you make it say something else. Variations we had at an old workplace were  OUT OF COFFEE. INSERT FRESH VIRGINS and my personal fave - a paper jam became SMALL CHILD IN OUTPUT SLOT.

prismaticpuppeteer:

copy machine you are drunk

Actually, you can reprogram printers to display anything you like on certain error codes. 

So on the error code for “TONER LOW” you make it say something else.

Variations we had at an old workplace were  OUT OF COFFEE. INSERT FRESH VIRGINS and my personal fave - a paper jam became SMALL CHILD IN OUTPUT SLOT.

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