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theinquietude:

battymadford:

Even Maxim “readers” agree that is one fine woman.

“It was my first time in elaborate drag. Two guys pressed in on my ribs and then a third one put duct tape across my chest to give me a waist. Then they said, ‘Stick your ass out as far as you can toward the camera. Let’s get a booty.’ When I was finally made up with the outfit and the high heels, I was disturbingly attracted to myself.”

Jesus Stephen…

OH JESUS.
THAT’S. OH. MY. GOD.
I DIDN’T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIM.

#Stephen ColbertWAIT WHAT. 

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yeah it’s from Wigfield - and the reason he’s wearing so many pairs of pantyhose is he refused to shave his legs :P

dlgr:

jaddicusfinch:

colorofsakura:

alaric-saltzman:

theinquietude:

battymadford:

Even Maxim “readers” agree that is one fine woman.

“It was my first time in elaborate drag. Two guys pressed in on my ribs and then a third one put duct tape across my chest to give me a waist. Then they said, ‘Stick your ass out as far as you can toward the camera. Let’s get a booty.’ When I was finally made up with the outfit and the high heels, I was disturbingly attracted to myself.”

Jesus Stephen…

OH JESUS.

THAT’S. OH. MY. GOD.

I DIDN’T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIM.

#Stephen Colbert

WAIT WHAT. 

idied

yeah it’s from Wigfield - and the reason he’s wearing so many pairs of pantyhose is he refused to shave his legs :P

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