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So, back in March a mate messaged me on FB when drunk

This is the quality of conversations I have with RL mates at 3am
J:
the avengers is gon be shit
J:
Thor was terrible
J:
even tho I would sex thor
Me:
hahah melbourne guy
Me:
wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole ya fucking sandgroper
(Note:
J lives in QLD)
J:
fark off
J:
big huge sexy blonde dude
J:
whats not to like
J:
I bet his anus is like a little pink rabbit's nostril
J:
all quivering and pink
Me:
I am sooo saving this log for when you wake up. bwahahah
J:
ahahahaha
J:
I will stand by it
J:
I would spurt copious amounts of semen across his feathered helm

Filed under I have the best friends I pity the poor bastard who tries to datamine THIS conversation

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