This is why I always say “No, we didn’t come from monkeys. Modern apes, gorillas, and humans ALL came from a common, ape-like ancestor. We’re actually not closely related to MONKEYS at all, relatively speaking.
And then I draw a tree for them.
If men come out of women, how come there are still women around? If gays come out of straight how come there are still straights around? It’s madness, MADNESS!