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croutons:
hey
croutons:
hey
fluffmugger:
myeeees?
croutons:
you know how we can almost grow steaks
croutons:
like
croutons:
we can grow the cells
croutons:
and then you use electric currents
fluffmugger:
yaaaaaaaaas
croutons:
to make the muscle fibres align to get the texture right
croutons:
well the thing is
croutons:
you could
croutons:
grow a human steak
croutons:
like from your own cells
croutons:
and it would be
croutons:
the most perfectly nutritious steak
fluffmugger:
WE'VE HAD THIS CONVERSATION REMEMBER
fluffmugger:
PRION DISEASES
croutons:
because it's EXACTLY THE MEAT A HUMAN NEEDS
fluffmugger:
PRION
fluffmugger:
DISEASES
croutons:
oh bugger prion diseases
fluffmugger:
I'm fucking tumbling this
croutons:
I WANT TO EAT A ME-STEAK
fluffmugger:
....definitely tumbling

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EatingCroutons:
whatever happened to the grapes
Fluffmugger:
...what if they missed one
Fluffmugger:
and it's still up there
Fluffmugger:
crying
Fluffmugger:
because it's all alone
Fluffmugger:
and it's dark
EatingCroutons:
lol
Fluffmugger:
and smells funny
Fluffmugger:
and it keeps hearing *noises*
EatingCroutons:
lmao
EatingCroutons:
sorry actually cracking up here
EatingCroutons:
personifying grapes stuck up loki's arse is too much at this time of morning

Filed under IT'S NEVER TO EARLY TO PERSONIFY ARSEGRAPES chat shenanigans

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#hiddlesbutt in a nutshell.

(Source: kayotics, via ceesquatch)

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fluffmugger:
unless this is one of those ironically hipster posts
fluffmugger:
I always hate those
fluffmugger:
I never understand them
fluffmugger:
and always get caught out
claricechiarasorcha:
would not surprise me at all
fluffmugger:
I'm a humourless bastard at heart
fluffmugger:
DUDE I DON'T UNDERSTAND PEOPLE AT THE BEST OF TIMES
fluffmugger:
DON'T GO ALL TEXTUAL OPPOSITE ON ME
fluffmugger:
IT CONFUSES AND ENRAGES ME
fluffmugger:
and then I throw things in a mindless rage and defecate on the floor
fluffmugger:
and then I have to clean it up
fluffmugger:
which enrages me further
fluffmugger:
and results in more defecation
fluffmugger:
it's a vicious cycle really

Filed under Why do they let me out in public? chat shenanigans queue

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eatingcroutons:

Blame Leya. Always blame Leya. I’m pretty sure she’s the one who first suggested there might be some unconventional underwear going on here.
Although I must admit the subsequent speculation about what kinds of lingerie Tom or Loki might wear was hardly one-sided
hadeshorn I find I suddenly understand your urge to run and hide


oh bah I’m responsible for everything

*runs in corner with pic and squealflails*

eatingcroutons:

Blame Leya. Always blame Leya. I’m pretty sure she’s the one who first suggested there might be some unconventional underwear going on here.

Although I must admit the subsequent speculation about what kinds of lingerie Tom or Loki might wear was hardly one-sided

hadeshorn I find I suddenly understand your urge to run and hide

oh bah I’m responsible for everything

*runs in corner with pic and squealflails*

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