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Government accused of sneaking in web filter

I cannot even begin to say how fucking terrifying the complete and utter lack of knowledge that caused this to happen is.  And the idiots who don’t understand why it happened have the capacity to make it happen again.

Seriously. Fucking three seconds research would have prevented this. Anyone with a basic knowledge of how web servers work and clustering would have prevented this. And they either have no one with even this rudimentary capacity working with them, or they aren’t listening to them

DON’T FUCK WITH SHIT YOU DON’T FUCKING UNDERSTAND

Filed under SERIOUSLY ANY FUCKING TECH WITH BASIC WORKING KNOWLEDGE OF DOMAINS WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TECHNOCRATIC SOCIETY

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Charles Ramsey: ‘Take that reward and give it to’ the kidnap victims

Cooper noted that the FBI had offered a reward for at least two of the victims.

“I tell you what you do, give it to them,” Ramsey said. “Because if folks been following this case since last night, you been following me since last night, you know I got a job anyway.”

“Just went picked it up, paycheck,” he added, producing an envelope from his pocket. “What that address say?”

“Where are them girls living? Right next door to this paycheck. So yes, take that reward and give it to — that little girl came out the house and she was crying.”

This man is an impossibly perfect human being.

Filed under seriously the idea of rewards is essentially playing on peoples greed to get them to do the right thing and he just stuffed it right on back up its own arse

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ok I have got to speak to the guys about litter box cleaning (mostly Yon Nephew) because it just occurred to me that as soon as I get up and I’m running around trying to get ready for work the cats start running around hurriedly crapping and pissing as much as possible in the litter box while I’m still in the house so I can take care of it and it’s clean for the day.

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