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Thor:
We were raised together, we played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that?
Loki:
I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss -
Thor:
...
Thor:
Wtf.
Thor:
You lying shit
Thor:
You LET GO.
Loki:
...No I didn't
Thor:
Yes you did, you gave that whole dramatic "I COULD HAVE DONE IT FAAARTHERRR" speech and then hurled yourself into a black hole.
Thor:
With my best knife, I might add
Loki IT WAS A METAPHOR. The bridge, the abyss, my despair, our brohood
Loki:
JFC DID YOU NEVER PAY ATTENTION DURING LIT?
Loki:
...
Loki:
Whatevs
Loki:
I'm gonna go sit in the car

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(SFW cut)

Guys, guys, this porn is hilariously awesome.  And not in the “So bad you cringe and the teenaged male starts fast-forwarding sex scenes because they’re so shit” way.

THIS IS WHAT A PORN PARODY SHOULD BE.

(of course, a split second after I cut that vid, Loki starts fingerbanging Sif, then goes downtown and damned well EARNS that “silvertongue” moniker like its his divine vocation.

Then he fucks her up the arse.  This is a porno, after all)

Filed under And then Odin has an orgy on the Hlidskjalf I AM NOT KIDDING Thor Loki Odin Heimdall Sif EVERYONES GETTING IT Thor porn parody SFW cut

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poupon: For future reference: streaking through a field of enormous, repulsive, scaley horned beasts? Not a good family bonding activity. (D, do I need to explain? Yes. Yes, I probably need to explain. On impulse I tried animating an old Raiden drawing from way back in the way back but the hairline was coming out way more Loki than Raiden and… things kind of developed and… and really this doesn’t explain a damn thing)

poupon:

For future reference: streaking through a field of enormous, repulsive, scaley horned beasts? Not a good family bonding activity.

(D, do I need to explain? Yes. Yes, I probably need to explain. On impulse I tried animating an old Raiden drawing from way back in the way back but the hairline was coming out way more Loki than Raiden and… things kind of developed and… and really this doesn’t explain a damn thing)

(via requiodile)

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