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August 9, 2012

xbostons:

what if every spider i’ve ever crushed thought it was like, living in my house with me the whole time and one day i just flew off the handle and murdered it. like it just thought we were hanging out together.

has every spider died while feeling a sense of betrayal.

literally everyone on here is on drugs

Do I feel better or worse for throwing them out of the window instead of squishing them?

AHAHAH GUILT FREE

(Source: danielkanhai)

Filed under So I'm in the house and the spider's in the house and we're just chilling and hanging and I dont' give a shit and they dont' give a shit Right up to the point where they get within about 3ft of the husband and then he freaks and I chase them off so they get warned DO IT AGAIN IT'S THE GLASS JAR YOU BROKE THE CODE MAN UNCOOL so the spider sits there on the back porch and shrugs and goes Man I deserved that