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Payback for all the ideas you plant in my mind?
Oh and in response to your PM:

She gets home and Tony’s sitting there, in the shattered remains of the upper level, wind blowing around him, drink in hand, staring at nothing as it all crashes down on him. Everything. The void, the battle, the deaths.   And  when she tries to talk to him he just cuts her off.

“Coulson’s dead.”

And he takes another sip, staring out the shattered windows, highball glass rasping against the unshaven stubble on his cheek

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Malfunction@+++

Fandom: Sherlock holmes in the 22nd century
By: Me.

Because random jumbly meanderings reminded me of it.

I’m still stupidly proud of this one. It’s got a serious amount of historical fanon injokes in there, a whopping great canon injoke, it’s half written in SQL and half written in debian and it has ONE HELL of a fridge logic moment.  If you get all the points, it’s awesome. If you don’t, take my word for it. It’s awesome. I’m awesome.  (there’s also an explanation here)

Prompt was: “Have we had any Dark!Robo!Watson from Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century yet?”

(linking because there’s some fancy html in there)

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sproid asked: Leyaaaa... Got any 5th Doctor fic you'd recommend? Or have written? I've started watching the eps and appear to have got a little attached.

yusss on mah LJ. And some up on teaspoon, but LJ’s got the full list.  http://taleya.livejournal.com/tag/dw%20fanfic  umm,..IIRC pretty much everything except the kmeme stuff (11)  and Morning Constitutional and Forsaken (both 10)  is fivey-era.   Oh and Hidden Cost, which is 10 & Martha…dealing with um…yeah, fivey companion TIME WAR CASUALTIES.

That one got me some death threats.  I’m so proud.

Also: for recs you need to let me know what you’re after.  A certain Dirty Birdy I know has written a fuckin’ cracking 5th/Turlough masterpiece, but there’s also a ton of great stuff on Teaspoon.

*starts gathering faves*

WHAT ARE YOU AFTER, WOMAN?

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Anonymous asked: *earprick* H/C?

ahahhah it was something that leapt up and bit me on the arse on the way home from work, so of course I promptly flung at clarice across a couple msgs.

Had her rabidly foaming and all.  *blows smoke ring*

“Thor,” Loki’s voice was wrung from him, choked and distorted. “Thor, you never came. They took me apart and //you never came.”//

<next msg>
 
scarred and twisted fingers knotting with febrile strength in Thor’s shirt-sleeves.

And it is a fever, Thor realises in horror; the harsh-stained flush he had mistaken borne of tears and of rage is instead the growing blaze of a body beginning to fail.

“//Loki!//”

<next message, and she was screaming “THOR YOU IDIOT GET A HEALER RUN RUN” which prompted:>

TOO BAD HE CAN ONLY KNEEL THERE, TRANSFIXED IN HORROR AS LEAN FINGERS SEIZE AND CLENCH TO THE BONES OF HIS FOREARMS AND BEGIN TO SHAKE, AS LOKI’S EYES SUDDENLY ROLL BACKWARDS INTO TINTED GREEN SLIVERS -

(and that’s the point she started screeching and throwing things at me.  I’m  quite sure she’d like to kill whoever invented the smartphone)

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claricechiarasorcha:

THE SOUND I JUST MADE WAS NOTHING LIKE HUMAN
IT WAS KIND OF LIKE GIGER ALIEN CROSSED WITH A VELOCIRAPTOR
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME

YOU FUCKING STARTED IT. MAKING THAT GODDAMN COMMENT ABOUT THE FUCKING EELS

Also: oh my god wading through the strata of my inbox is like a fuckin&#8217; fairy dance through the sixth circle of hell.
Bwahhaha I just found that H/C I was tormenting you with.  MWahhahahah

claricechiarasorcha:

THE SOUND I JUST MADE WAS NOTHING LIKE HUMAN

IT WAS KIND OF LIKE GIGER ALIEN CROSSED WITH A VELOCIRAPTOR

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME

YOU FUCKING STARTED IT. MAKING THAT GODDAMN COMMENT ABOUT THE FUCKING EELS

Also: oh my god wading through the strata of my inbox is like a fuckin’ fairy dance through the sixth circle of hell.

Bwahhaha I just found that H/C I was tormenting you with.  MWahhahahah

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claricechiarasorcha:

WHAT RAEPBABY FEELS DOTH THOU SPEAK OF

feeeeeeeeeed meeeeeeeeeeeeee

hell i’m not actually writing anything right now i kind of killed my brain with the giger because maaaaaaaaaaaaaan i can’t work out the atmosphere of all that I AM FAILING YOU GIGER GROSS SOBBING

Have you actually sat down and re-read what we wrote at each other?

Seriously?

HAVE YOU???

The days drift on, timeless and without cease.  Loki  will eat, if coaxed.  Rise to be seated.  Swallow the healers draughts with the dull motions of an automaton.  But the once-bright fire of his eyes is dim and blank behind those staring eyes , lost somewhere deep within himself and Thor cannot help but wonder how  far into that soulless  void he had fallen even before he had loosed Guignir’s grasp.

Sometimes Thor stares into those depths, crouched small beside the bed while Frigga sleeps on a thin healer’s pallet, her face tight and drawn deep with likes like mummer’s ash.  He twines his fingers with those of his brother, pale against gold, and clasps their palms together as they once did as children. Sometimes he thinks he sees a flicker, a flash of something once so dear.  Sometimes  he sees nothing but his own foolish hopes and desires.

 

//What have they done to you, brother mine?  Where have you gone?//

 

Sometimes  when he asks these questions  Loki shivers  and Thor hastens to fetch another fur, to stoke the fire, glad of a task, an action to take, and on his return he finds  Loki’s fingers clenched so tight against each other that he can no longer slip his own between them, resorting instead to endless stroking over forearms lean and brittle with long disuse   until the shaking has passed.  And for a moment, just a moment, he thinks he sees something terrible, the forked flesh of some great predator’s tail, and his gut clenches at the passing of some unknown, unnamed True Fear.

It is on the dawning of the third week that it seems the final death-blow is to be struck. 


Loki is with child.

(Also: my copy cuts off with the whole “freakout flashback and trying to hate Thor” - I need you to send me back what I wrote after “It is on one such a walk that the careless tread of foot upon gravel skitters down his spine and locks him in ice. “)

(Source: fluffmugger)

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