Posts tagged of which I disavow all knowledge

eatingcroutons:

stays on tinychat GETS PLASTERED ALL OVER TUMBLR

THIS IS WHY I SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED NEAR TINYCHAT WHITEBOARDS WHILE DRUNK

fluffmugger: he only wears the thongs when chris breaks out the plug
fluffmugger: which I randomly decided is called glorious porpoise
croutons: http://www.straponsweetie.com/funfactory-whirly-turquoise-p-36409.html
fluffmugger: oh god that’s even pulling a hiddleface
fluffmugger: lmao@ the ad
fluffmugger: “Suck it, lick it, or shove it in your ass”
requiodile: !
iguessthatsworthalook: asdfghjkjlgkhft
fluffmugger: (ALL THREE) 

croutons: okay we now have the whole advertisement
croutons: licking, sucking, and sticking it up your arse
fluffmugger: *STANDiNG OVATON FOR CROUTONS*
croutons: *bows*
claricechiarasorcha: joined the group whiteboard.
claricechiarasorcha: sweet merciful cthulhu
claricechiarasorcha: …AND CTHULHU IS NOT MERCIFUL

AND IN CASE THAT WASN’T ENOUGH

fluffmugger: WRITE ME PORN
fluffmugger: *nods*
croutons: but I’m out of rum
fluffmugger: so draw it then
croutons: what shall I draw
fluffmugger: draped over chris’ lap
croutons: like this
fluffmugger: …yus
……
croutons: ribbons though that’s a fun idea
croutons: *draws ribbons*
fluffmugger: especially since you can see Chris being a teasing bastard
fluffmugger: and tying a smackign great big one around his cock
croutons: uhh
croutons: whiteboard
fluffmugger: LMAO